Poo, donkeys and the universal truth // April 21, 2021

Doctor Bartos had a barn Eee-eye—eee-eye-oh and in this barn there was some shi*…poop Eee-eye—eee-eye-oh   Did I ever mention …

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Late Bloomin’ // April 6, 2021

You may have heard Dallas had this little thing called “Snowmageddon” way back in February. For really big, horrible s**t …

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Road Trip!! // March 22, 2021

Last week, I finally opened the door on a year-long pandemic, a blizzard and a busted pipe. I peeked out …

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Spray Tans and Brittney Spears // February 9, 2021

How Oompa Loompas and Brittney Spears were involved in my wedding.   Before I got married…I knew I wanted two …

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Scary people are bad for you. // January 26, 2021

Scary people are bad for you.   I had a teacher in 8th grade—Mrs. Schwarz—who wore a beehive hair-do and …

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Winter-proof your va-jay-jay! // January 13, 2021

  It’s officially winter! The tree is down (hopefully), candles are put away and now just wait for spring… But …

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Is it freakin’ 2021 already? // December 31, 2020

OMG what a year. WHAT. A. YEAR. I have to admit, I’m a bit of a sentimentalist (I know who …

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REAL Women’s Goals for 2020 to Inspire You for the New Decade // December 13, 2019

I know you’ve seen them: The 2020 posts. They’re already going up and most of the ones I’ve seen focus …

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Have You Been Body Shamed? // December 6, 2019

Picture this: I’m sipping my green tea and scrolling through my news feed this morning before clinic. I see this …

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