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Pick your seats, love.

**Menopause Rocks™ is NOT in network with insurance providers.

The Concertgoer – Rock Your Health, Your Way

Step into the spotlight with The Concertgoer, our fee-for-service care designed to keep you feeling like the star of your life.

1st Visit: Initial consult: full intake, medical history, and lab work (you can use your insurance for your labs). $557
Follow up Visits: A prescriptive session laser-focused on tackling menopause symptoms. $357

Keep Rocking: Most women check in 4-8 times a year for hormones, menopause, thyroid, weight loss, and more. Need a specialist? We’ll connect you. Superbills available for potential out-of-network coverage.

Want VIP treatment?

Add The Menopause Mothership + Menopause 101 for even more energy, support, and rock-solid health

Your ticket to vibrant, balanced living starts here!

EMAIL US TO CLAIM YOUR SPOT!

Front-Row Seats – The Year-Long Tour

Rock your health all year long with personalized care every 2-3 months (virtual or in-office).

🎤 VIP Perks:
✅ Backstage access – Email support + direct access to Dr. B when you need her.
✅ Exclusive bonus – Two rockstar special offerings:

The Menopause Mothership ($1200 value) – The ultimate midlife community 🎶
Menopause 101 ($400 value) – Learn everything about the change, Walkman optional. 🎧
Total investment: $3600/year (Meanwhile, Taylor Swift front-row seats? $21,000 for just 3 hours).

Ready for the front row seats?

EMAIL US TO CLAIM YOUR SPOT!

Backstage Pass – The Ultimate VIP Experience 🎟️🔥

For women who want the full rockstar treatment, this exclusive VIP program tackles it all—gut health, sexual wellness, hormones, weight loss, and more!

🎤 What’s Included:
✅ All-access pass – Reach Dr. B anytime via Voxer or email (yes, even after hours)
✅ VIP access – Join the Menopause Mothership + Menopause 101 (don’t worry, no homework!).
✅ Private backstage events – Exclusive discussions & concerts just for VIPs.
✅ Personalized perks – Bespoke supplements delivered to you + surprise gifts throughout the year.
✅ Freebies: InBody fat analysis + Lipo B-12 “skinny shots” at in-office visits.
✅ Weight loss support – Lose those stubborn menopause pounds (we see you, Mother Nature!).
✅ Expert band members – Work with our Gut Health Coach, Intimacy/Sex Coach, and more.

This program is all about TLC—so I only work with a select few VIPs each year.

🎟 Ready for the all-access pass?

EMAIL US TO CLAIM YOUR SPOT!

The Menopause Mothership™ – Your Crew Awaits! 🚀

Join a badass community of midlife women rocking through the change—because menopause is way better when we do it together. Support, education, connection—all in one place.

🎤 What’s Inside:
Unlimited access to our community fire pit (vent, scream, sing—we get it!)
Exclusive courses – Sex, weight, thyroid, hair loss & menopause basics
Expert coaching – Gut health & sexual wellness pros at your fingertips
Menopause 101– exclusive course curated by Dr. B on all the ins ‘n outs of menopause.

All this for just $97/month—less than your weekly Target run.

THERE IS NO OTHER COMMUNITY LIKE THIS (except maybe Swifties, and they’re next level).

Just Want the Essentials?

For $9/month, get access to the Amp’d Archives—a vault of past Meno-Mixers and more! Perfect for dipping your toes in without the full backstage pass.

Hop aboard for the ride of your life!

I’m Ready for the Mothership!

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